Often asked: How To Mess Up Someone’s Motorcycle?

How do you destroy a bike?

How To Destroy Your Bike in 5 Easy Steps

1. Don’t clean your bike. Yeah that’s right, just don’t bother.
2. Don’t service your bike. Make doubly sure you don’t let the bike shop guys touch your ride.
3. Ignore creaking sounds.
4. Absolutely, positively, do not service your suspension.
5. Store your bike outdoors.

Is it illegal to sit on someone else’s motorcycle?

So, do not sit or touch someone else’s motorcycle without his/her permission as it is illegal in most states and it also does not respect the rider. You can even damage the motorcycle in the end, where you will have to pay for the damage you caused, so don’t touch someone’s motorcycle.

How do you damage a motorcycle engine?

How We Destroy Our Engines Over Time

1. Ethanol. One of the most damaging things you can do to your engine over time is adding ethanol gasoline.
2. Oil Sludge. Oil sludge develops over time when oil isn’t changed often enough.
3. Lack of Fluid.
4. Cold Starts.
5. Poor Maintenance.

What should you not say to a biker?

20 Things to NEVER Say When Dating a Biker

• Your garage really needed a makeover!
• It’s like you have another woman out in the garage.
• You’ll never get ME on that death machine!
• You know, I think you love that motorcycle more than you love me.
• You spent HOW MUCH on new pipes for your motorcycle?

What liquid will destroy a car engine?

If you are just mischievous and does not really want to destroy the engine, use sugar or any other sweet, sticky liquid. Sugar in a gas tank is an urban legend and it will clog up the fuel filter, just like other sticky sweet liquids such as honey, molasses, waffle syrup, pancake syrup, and similar things.

Why do bikers park backwards?

It makes it easier to pull out. When parking you have a good idea of the traffic around you and those behind you have had a chance to see you. Also, if the road is crowned, its (sometimes much) easier to roll backwards into the parking spot than it would be to back out of it.

How long can a motorcycle sit?

Fuel will last somewhere between 3 and 6 months with no issue. This will depend on the quality of the fuel and how old it was before you put it in your tank, but you are definitely safe after only a month. It might only last a month if you kept it outside and the fuel tank wasn’t sealed properly or the cap left ajar.

What do you call riding on the back of a motorcycle?

A passenger in this seat is said to ” ride pillion”. The word is derived from the Scottish Gaelic for “little rug”, pillean, from the Latin pellis, “animal skin”. One or more pelts often were used as a secondary seat on horseback; the usage has carried over to motorcycles.

What will seize an engine?

Seized car engine causes: Insufficient oil level: when the oil level is low, your engine overheats, parts melt, and the bearings ultimately become damaged. Accumulation of water: water is not compressible like gasoline and can cause an engine to seize.

How do you ruin a dirt bike?

10 Ways To Ruin Your Dirt Bike

1. Don’t Grease the Bearings.
2. Throw away your anti-seize lube.
3. Never mind the Loctite.
4. Toss out the owner’s manual.
5. Disregard torque specs.
6. Forget to change the oil and filter.
7. Don’t clean the air filter.
8. Leave those spokes alone.

What do bikers call their girlfriends?

Old Lady. This is a term of endearment for a biker’s girlfriend or wife. If a biker refers to his lady as such, you’ll know to keep your paws off.

What should you not do when riding a motorcycle?

10 Things Not To Do On A Motorcycle

1. Don’t neglect your motorcycle.
2. Don’t ride beyond your limits.
3. Don’t neglect yourself.
4. Don’t mix substances with riding.
5. Don’t lose sight of what’s important while riding, flyboy.
6. Don’t look down.
7. Don’t underestimate the importance of braking and positioning through corners.
8. Don’t ride someone else’s pace.

How do bikers talk to each other?

There are four types of radio technologies used in the U.S. for motorcycle intercoms. They are GMRS, FRS, FM, and Bluetooth (which may use other technologies to extend range). Frequency Modulation (FM) radio is similar to the FM radio you listen to, but for motorcycle intercoms a narrower frequency is used.